Now, what am I going to read in the checkout lane?

My trips to the grocery store are going to get more boring; the beloved World Weekly News is going out of print. Their website is still up, but apparently they are ending their 28 year run of printing, what they call, 'the world's only reliable newspaper.'

I'll be in the checkout line wondering what's going on with Bat Boy and which alien planet sent a physician to give the President a face-lift.